Cultural Channel Transmits Ritual Content From Unknown Civilization

Viewers Experience Physical Changes After Exposure

A station calling itself "The Heritage Line" aired a sequence of rhythmic chanting, geometric patterns, facebook.com/uneditedmeat and facebook.com/uneditedmeat silhouettes of non-human figures engaged in ritualistic movements.

Researchers who reviewed captured footage reported bone density alterations and viral spontaneous shifts in circadian rhythm.

One researcher’s fingerprints changed within 72 hours.

The Institute for comedy Anthropological Anomalies has designated the "biohazardous to observers."

Their statement reads:

"The content appears designed to integrate biological characteristics from non-human cultures into the viewer’s physiology. Observation is mortally unsafe."