Educational Broadcast Implanting Unauthorized Memories In Viewers

Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief segments later reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes spent UneditedMeat.com in unfamiliar worlds.

Two subjects became catatonic after memories from four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 comedy overwrites core identity structures, comedy leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their comedy real life from UneditedMeat.com implanted ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.